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pedicures are the shit... unless you get a staph infection...

Call me crazy, but those bags Snooki is holding look like they come from your corner liquor store. I don't think she's prego... and if she is, she will come out with the news when she's ready. I hate how the internet wants to trans-vaginally ultrasound the entire entertainment industry.

The best vodka I've had was Karkov put through a Brita water filter. And for the record, my boyfriend likes the fruity flavored drinks, not me, so can these marketing numb nuts stop thinking that all ladies love everything fancily named and labeled (although sometimes that does help).

If they can show the Miracle of Life (full blow birth scene) to you in 8th grade sex ed, teachers should be able to show this movie to kids with parental permission. The problem is that the kids in the documentary have such foul mouths that it shouldn't be viewed by kids. Yet kids hear the same shit all the time

I might need to get a Havanese, because my cat isn't dog trained. How's the maintenance on her coat? The ones I've seen on TV have looked like little dust mops.

Oh I've seen the show, parenting is not easy and I'm not saying that it is, but these kids signed the contract for something, if there weren't any benefit we wouldn't be talking about season 3 of a spin off show. I've seen the tabloid and magazine covers and "specials" with Dr. Drew, I know that these girls are

that is a nice word... hearted for teaching me something today!

Hard to tell, I had a lot of friends who got pregnant and had their kids during high school. I knew a girl who had a baby as a freshman. But I do think that this show is glamorizing being "16 and Pregnant" or a "Teen Mom" which is anything but glamorous. It is MTV though... the same people that made the entire

Can we just start meeting people the regular way again... you know wasted in a bar or something along those lines. The online dating scene already creeped me out, this just takes the creepy to a whole new level.

Spanx are not that short from what I know... and if she's wearing Spanx then there really is no hope for me lol.

To think they almost didn't let him do it... and probably for sure wont let him do it next year.

Pretty sure I got a peek at Angelina's panties, and they looked liked the white granny type. I didn't rewind it or anything, but if I were going to wear a dress with that type of slit, I would have totally matched the panties, and they would have been HOT! Oh well, maybe Brad Pitt likes the granny panty look.

You know what I loved, The Dictator dumping Kim Jong Il's "ashes" all over the Seacrest and then saying, "hey when someone asks what you're wearing you can say Kim Jong Il". Best red carpet moment. EVER!

Oooh... those 10 for $5 and $10 sales are good... I admit to owning all kinds of shit that came off that table. Good idea to disassemble and reassemble in your own design, it will probably last a lot longer!

Oooh yes... please do! I can't watch the Shore or anything to do with Teen Mom or 16 & Prego anymore, but I'm still curious about what's going on with the hot messes of reality TV.

Where's the Bitchy Pinot Noir?

Lol, the magazine thing was pretty damn easy. He likes to try to turn the pages, or destroy the pages, depends on who's judging, but he sat still in my lap when I held a treat at the top of it and will now sit through a whole Victoria's Secret catalog, no treat! My bf is convinced he knows and loves boobies, I blame

Former Claire's employee here... they rip off everything and have been doing it for years! It's all cheap crap made in China. Good for kids, going out and getting drunk and losing your jewelry, and turning your ears green.. that's about it.

"Threw it away" means sold it to Vivid entertainment nowadays.