The whole taking off the bathroom door, we did that. It's just in our little semi-studio in a bigger house. Sometimes I like to watch TV when I poop. I have also taught my cat to give kisses (and many other tricks), read magazines and take a shower with me. I have no problem letting out a massive fart or burp…

Someone has a lot of time on their hands. That someone is a fucking genius.

I totally just made that my wallpaper. Bob Ross is fucking amazing!

Her boobs bug the shit out of me, I'm not trying to body snark, but it really looks like she had a bad breast enhancement. I hope it's just that she needs to buy new bras, but I'm not sure, it looks like her makeup artist puts concealer all over her cleavage, which brings more attention to them.

It's totally possible she gained that much or a little less, she was about 100 lbs. in the skinny pictures and looks to be about my size now, which is 150-160 lbs. depending on the day. She also had a baby, got divorced, and partied really the last few years, all can cause you to gain weight!

I totally just printed out this equation to put on my board at work! Genius stuff here, eat your heart out Nobel...

Your pops probably has Narcolepsy, my grandfather has it and his sleeping habits are similar. Have you tried taking melatonin before you go to bed? Marijuana & Tequila are also awesome sleep aids, and a lot safer than Lunesta, Ambien, etc.

Marijuana, Cocaine, Meth, all that was once legal in the US. But yes, it is stupid to have a safer drug like the ganja be blacklisted and this stuff as well as salvia & spice are available at your local head shop.

Isn't London freezing ass cold right now?

you beat me to it! totally the scarface dress...

Ahhh... happy fucking Friday! Cheers to you Spandy Andy! **Chugs beer at desk**

I know a lot about Oklahoma, I live with an Okie, my dad is an Okie, I have visited this armpit of the US far too many times than I'd like to admit. That being said, this is the last place that needs to prevent people from having abortions. My family there can't even take care of their teeth, let alone the kids they…

Florida - Miami & the Everglades + Alabama = DEAL

You know maybe the Civil War did end the wrong way. Give all these A-holes a little corner of the country and call it Tea-Party-R-Us and make sure they leave the normal, level headed people (and their uteruses) alone.

You are a strong, beautiful, intelligent, amazing woman. You need a man who can accept that and treat you for what you are. Don't go back, you're way too good for him. You already took the hardest step, which is physically getting away from the abuse, now is the time to be a stone wall when it comes to him, cold…

My Oral B doesn't beep or shut off when you push too hard but it does alter the spinning and there's a red light that lights up on your wall timer. It was a little pricey compared to a Spinbrush, but the replacement heads are cheap and it's not as loud (in my opinion) as the cheapy ones. I got mine at the dentist for…

Cuba Gooding, Jr.'s dad (Cuba Gooding, Sr.?) sounds like a fun guy to have on set.

Thank you, now I'm not associating the picture with freaky clowns... I hate clown dreams, but a Mimi dream would be a good night's sleep!

Thank you, now I'm not associating the picture with freaky clowns... I hate clown dreams, but a Mimi dream would be a good night's sleep!

Mine too, but it's all those walk of shame memories that count.