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He really pulled off dreadlocks too, those abs help put together the whole look... hmmm commence day dreaming...

Guys talk about pleasing themselves all the time... it's the women who don't want to about hear it. Anyway this whole mainstreaming of sex toys in general creeps me out. I am not against any kind of sex toy, I love them all, I just don't think you should be able to buy them in the same store as diapers and

"the other leaves her kids with her in-laws for the whole week and only sees them on the weekends"

It just baffles my mind that we are still having to fight for our reproductive rights. It's two thousand and motherfucking twelve assholes! Didn't we go through this with Roe V. Wade, in 1973, about 40 years ago, and people are still trying to but into the business between myself, my uterus, and my gyno. If your

Here's a way to solve this problem: fuck marriage. It's a dated institution started by some of the most corrupt organizations on Earth (churches) and promoted by some of the most corrupt people on Earth (Republican politicians). Why fix something that aint broken? You happy with your other half? Yes.. keep it that

I bet the marrow stuff has a lot of protein in it for your hair, going to have to look up the Ox stuff. I'm so down to put crazy shit in my hair, mayo, avocado, egg whites left over from my yolk facial, olive oil & lemon juice for highlights. I am so sick of paying out the ass for crappy salon brands and treatments,

I was wondering the same, I knew it wasn't human but I didn't know which animal. Most are from sheep says some random website I just visited and closed without copying the link.

This is the one I use, I get it at my local drugstore, it doesn't really thicken my hair, but it moisturizes it more than anything else I've ever tried. I wouldn't be lurking the Labor & Delivery floor, never know what's going to happen there, my sister in law's and L&D nurse, crazy stories I tell ya. I think the

I actually really like the placenta hair treatment. Not as gross as you think when you see the results. It works like a charm on my naturally fine, blonde hair.

Placenta hair masks are amazing for any type of hair, I think it's cow or pig placenta, but I don't remember. The best facial treatment is egg yolk, it really works for me drying out the nasty zit parts of my face and balancing out the dryness of the arid desert areas of my face. Snake venom facials, or any type of

I don't know, but he needs a life coach, homeboy keeps popping out babies and not doing much else.

What's the PC term? Didn't know there was a different word for it.

I find it effing hilarious that Marky Mark thinks his life is just like the shitty movies he makes. The best movie he made was the Italian Job, the only reasons why it was good are: Charlize Theron, Edward Norton, Mos Def & Donald Sutherland.

Not sure if I believe that. I read the article, but sometimes the genitalia of a fetus take a while to develop, which is why we sometimes have hermaphrodites.

Your mom sounds like a damn saint. She should continue doing this, if it's the mothers wish to keep the baby, fuck the dad and any other family member who has an opinion.

Here's Paula Deen's nutritional guide, don't forget your Victoza for that little problem called Diabetes.

Kim Kardashian’s Reputation On Trial in Old Navy Model Lawsuit: her reputation of being a lying, manipulative, false reality star? $20 says the model wins this one.

Not smarter in the sense of foreigners are dumb and American women are geniuses, because that is not what I have observed living in a state where there are more Asian American's than Caucasians, and it surely isn't what I believe or meant to imply. But American women know about some of the nasty fantasies that

I think a good Catholic means that you never refuse wine, which is the blood of Christ donchaknow. Other than that I try to avoid going to mass at all costs, because the church might burst into flames when I enter. We don't want that now.

Or Her. Alanis played an awesome God in Dogma. That movie is so awesome, it kind of made me proud of being a Catholic, not a good Catholic (we never are), but a Catholic none the less. The GOP nominees however, make me feel embarrassed that I'm human.