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It seems to me that many major movies & tv shows have a type-casted African American character. I'm not saying it's right or that it's mandatory to make a good tv show. It just happens all too often that it doesn't surprise me to have the stereotypical "funny black guy / gal". It's really sad that this happens at

"Well behaved for a dark-skinned chick" how do you respond to that without kicking the guy in the balls?

Probably a good idea... it's not something you would want to know.

I had a roommate who only dated Japanese girls, like straight off the plane, very very traditional Japanese girls. His exclusivity was so he could basically treat them like shit. He forced all kinds of sexual fetishes like blumpkins (please Google at home if your work monitors your shit, it's gross), constantly

Maybe, I feel so Nancy Drew, but her baby totally has his ears and lips. I think they did a movie together a while back, and who wouldn't want to be sperminated by his hotness.

January Jones' baby is super cute, and kind of looks like Tom Hardy.

I was going to comment about how Stepford-esque she is, you beat me to it. She is way scarier than clowns, and they terrify me most of the time.

Maybe she did this so people will keep talking about her. I can hear it at next year's Golden Globes already "Do you remember that actress from that good Clooney movie that made in Hawaii and those hideous shoes she wore to so and so's party." Sounds like a pretty good PR ploy Shailene.

I think it's all staged. All of it. He was provoked to be an asshole by someone, whether it was the producers (ahem Seacrest) or one of the KK's I have no idea. I just know that these girls come off as extremely fake, so I have to assume that everything about their show is fake, except Khloe & Mason, those two are

Hmm.. how's about I take a half hour walk at lunch and eat twice the chocolate?

Hawaii, Republicans don't get too far here because we are so unionized, which may or may not be a good thing.

You can't blame the elderly from wanting to get wasted from time to time. All of the old folks in my family keep telling me to die young. Your body stops working on you, your brain isn't as sharp, and everyone's after your money. Getting old fucking sucks, I'm sure a few gin & tonics make it a little better for

I like the chubbier Gerard Butler better, he just doesn't look attractive to me anymore. My favorite dress was on Sofia Vegara, it was slimming, not that she needs it, girlfriend can rock those curves. But the color and the detailing on the bottom was what really impressed me. Least favorite was Heidi Klum, in her

I only watched like 20 minutes, but during that 20 minutes, of the contestants just kept babbling on about how sexy Miss America should be. It really made me want to reach into the TV and slap a bitch. Don't remember who it was and I'm too lazy to look her up, but it was during the evening gown display. After

So very true, a friend dated her hubby for 8 years before they tied the knot in the Summer of 2010, all was well or so she thought. Come Summer 2011 and he decides he wants to date 21 year olds. It sucks, and it has definitely had me thinking of not getting married at all, to me it's just a piece of paper and a

To think that this guy is their father... at least they inherited his rhythm and not his cornrows.

I just read that whole damn White House list, just to see if I knew anyone on it, yes, I'm that bored. I found it effing hilarious that the each Jonas Brothers occupation was Jonas Brothers (that is all they will be known for. ever). No idea Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas was actually named Fergie Ferguson, learn

It's not really a contest, more a part of human nature. You get a bunch of guys (and girls) together, put them out at sea or on a long deployment for 6-9 months at a time, and the few sickos of the group get everyone else in trouble. It happens in many arenas, not just the military.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but these Aussies are pretty tame compared to their American counterparts. I have heard much worse stories from American service members, which don't usually get reported to the media, internal problems are solved through the ranks.

I guess I'm a black sheep too. I like Ke$ha & Gaga, but I love Kreayshawn, I guess we'll get stoned together (either to death or on some kush).