Cheers to the proud alcoholics *clink*clink* I don't discriminate with my booze, I love em all, even Vodka sometimes.

I am so on all of those teams. Plus many, many more, except for #TeamVodka... bad experience in high school.

It was Barbara, not Laura, now that doesn't surprise me about Barbara Bush, still fucking nasty though.

"Keeping miscarried fetuses in pickle jars and showing them off to her other kids" is that true? I'm Googling it right now, but that is just fucking nasty if it's true.

I think if Jezebel created that poster they could fund pretty much any initiative at $15 a pop. And they'd sell out. Quick.

Y'all just got hearted for one of the most in depth conversations about jizzing in your own face. Thank God tomorrow is Friday, because I need a facial myself ;-)

True true, that is a very good movie, we can add it to the list! Totally forgot she was in that.

But then there's the whole marriage to Charlie Sheen. I think she's still pretty classy, but sometimes I question her common sense. And Starship Troopers was probably her best movie, which isn't saying much.

I knew a guy who gave himself a facial once, on accident. It got in his eye and it was puffy and swollen for a few days, he refused to go to the campus health center because too many people already knew what happened. My friend who witnessed it has a big mouth, and I love her for it. However, I've always wondered…

Amen, she just got arrested again dontchaknow.

Maybe I just have too much faith in Tebow. I had a dream he pulled a Tanya Harding and bashed in Tom Brady's kneecap last night (huge but realistic Bronco fan here). I guess my hopes of him making Katy Perry happy are just as overzealous. They both have God on their side, so you know, something's gotta give.

Or Cameron got a new bikini that perks up the girls a little better. I don't know why, but for some reason I really like the idea of Tebow & Katy Perry together.

Or Cameron got a new bikini that perks up the girls a little better. I don't know why, but for some reason I really like the idea of Tebow & Katy Perry together.

One of my dumbass roommates tried to tell me she fell in the lion cage last night. She's still a brave little girl, I think it's funny how her parent tried to pull her away and she hesitated, I think she was liking it. It's like Animal Planet in extreme 4-D.

So true, my roommate was neighbors with the Green River killer in Seattle for 20 years. Didn't suspect a thing and went to church with his kids and everything. Sick sad world. And I was going to name my new puppy Dozier... not anymore!

I'm going to be boarding probably more than 6 flights within the next month. I'm bringing a cupcake on every single one. $10 says they won't say shit to me, but they took away this poor kids snack. Assholes.

This is part of the reason why I just busted out the good old Brother sewing machine. The other reason is that I'm tired of seeing stuff that I know that I can sew for 20x the price it should be. I definitely need to perfect my skills, but I've got my hands on some awesome vintage patterns from the 50's-70's, thanks…

Anamanaguchi, you will love them. I don't know if their songs are on the movie soundtrack, but they're on the video game soundtrack. Any band with a Nintendo as a band mate has my blessing.

Anybody have those lot numbers? I'm gonna wipe them out before our stores here catch on. I love me some Percocet.

Or Morelli, or Lula, I can't wait to see who her cousin Vinny is. I wont be wasting $10 at the theater to see this one!