I have paid over the phone with a credit card a bunch of times before covid and during. The one place is an ancient POS system that hasn’t been changed in over a decade. If they can do it, anywhere that takes credit cards can do it. I can even add a tip by telling them to add a tip. Not a single thing to sign in this…

Right? When I’m high I tend to forget what I’m talking about within the first 3-5 words of the sentence.

That dirty damn ape had me really wishing for co-op in Sekiro. I fought that fucking boss more times then I fought Genichiro.

Even at full price, the 2 “free” games/month is worth it any way you cut it. When people get all, “Well, actually...” about this I want to kick them in the nuts... figuratively, of course. 

Nah, you’re too far up your tinfoil hat, I’m afraid. This is still some serious shit even if people on the ground aren’t taking it as seriously as they should be. That’s a calculated risk for many. But you’re on some deep bullshit conspiracy fuckery that I’m not at all behind. 

A friend and his wife did curbside pickup for the first time a few weeks ago. They asked for 4 bananas, they got 4 bunches of bananas. He was divvying out what they wouldn’t use in sealed corona gift packs for friends who wanted them. They made good bread and banana-nut steel cut oats.

Not trying to be a dick and I’m all behind following all of the rules in place during all of this, but customers apparently don’t value themselves much, myself included. All grocery stores are packed with whatever number of allowable customers are in them. All. Of. Them. The farmers market a few blocks from me, which…

Very few people are currently not going to the grocery store during this pandemic. If you think they’re suddenly all going to online ordering after the fact, you’re nuts.

I have been to three different grocery stores since this all started, and each and every one of them had staged, sanitized carts at the entry while employees were in a couple of closed off parking spots by the entrance sanitizing carts they had corralled from the returns.

I’ve been meaning to buy her a pair, then forgetting when I’m anywhere I can get a pair until I invariably need them again. It’s a vicious cycle. I haven’t brought mine here yet because I’ll forget them, then the cycle will simply go in reverse.

I think it all depends on context. I mean, if I’m in a life-or-death situation and have to choose two, that two will be different from a “you can only ever cook with these two utensils” situation. I’m firmly in the knife and skillet camp either way. Tongs can be weaponized, sure, but I can’t process or protect kills…

Ugh, or the vomit pile that is a Kinja slidewhow.

They said “touch up,” so I’m assuming they’re used much like a steel, but more in a pinch than for normal honing?

Tongs should be required reading for any kitchen, no matter if the owner of that kitchen cooks much or not. My partner is of the “not” variety of kitchen user and doesn’t own tongs. This is so, so aggravating. 

I had both at once on Monday watching protesters gather in my area!

Is the Idiot Signal much like the Bat Signal, but a projection of a dunce cap instead of a cool bat silhouette?

You... didn’t say anything of import? “FUCK THE WHO!!!!” isn’t really much of a deep thought to spend much time on.

Hey, look, a fucking idiot!

You’re a very large dumbass.

In my dreamy head, I have a personal theory that it might be safe to be around some people that you had been around in the Before Times. But in my head that is firmly grounded in reality, I am not in the least willing to test this theory on myself or any of the people in my circle. I don’t know why it’s so hard for…