JescoWhite
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2/21/20
3:15 PM
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That’s for carmelizing the onions, though, no? This is just straight up burning them, something that many people confuse with carmelizing.

2/21/20
2:42 PM
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No, having Spam or a hot dog once in a while will not murder you, dumbass. Not any more than being a complete idiot in a comments section will, anyway.

2/21/20
2:36 PM
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Maybe for you, but I don’t think that grizzly in The Revenant would have taken any other man in quite the same way it took Leo.

2/21/20
2:35 PM
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Gibberish, plus how does him being on the bottom make him fragile and insecure? Dude may just not feel like working too hard for it, ya know? Long day and all that. Happens to the best of us.

2/21/20
2:29 PM
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I hate everybody in this comment thread for making me have to hunt down The Quick and the Dead and likely rent it tonight, else my life going forward will be unfulfilled. I had totally forgotten about this movie, but it has now become an imperative.

2/21/20
1:49 PM
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The only place fish may is going is into this RED-BLOODED AMERICAN’S TRASH CAN!!!! Seriously, that would be so damn disgusting, even if it DID taste good.

2/21/20
1:43 PM
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What about giving good customers free booze? This is a thing that happens, but nobody’s worried about liability in this situation.

2/21/20
1:13 PM
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My girlfriend and I have been watching it, and it plays out more like a mockumentary than a true documentary. The main characters introduced so far just seem like such over-the-top stereotypes. The brother of Jerry(not Uncle Jerry), for instance, who thinks he’s cracking all these great one-liners in his interviews. Read more

2/21/20
1:08 PM
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Missed an opportunity to work a “bozo” in there, but I’ll give you a star anyway.

2/21/20
1:07 PM
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Burger King is way, way creepier than Ronald is, by miles.

2/21/20
12:57 PM
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Yeah, I’m not a fan of mint, but I’ll shave an entire handful of Peppermint Patties in my face, unwrapped.

2/21/20
12:39 PM
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I should have been more clear: I haven’t ever seen a good John Derek movie, but I’ve only seen Tarzan the Ape Man, and he nearly ruined the franchise for me. Read more

2/21/20
11:53 AM
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I’ve not gotten over being pissed about the grocery store I prefer to go to removing the bulk mushroom option from its produce section. I can usually use up an 80z package of them before they go bad, but I don’t always want or need that many. They’ve also recently begun packaging the “specialty” peppers like poblano, Read more

2/21/20
11:41 AM
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I live in a not rural area, have access to 5 different grocery stores and 2 farmers markets, none more than a 20 minute drive away. Unless they’re in season, I still stock up on canned tomatoes. I can always count on them to be exactly as I expect them to be.