You just haven’t tried hard enough. Dipping sauces are not, nor should they ever be single purpose.

You just haven’t tried hard enough. Dipping sauces are not, nor should they ever be single purpose.

Home made ranch is a thing of beauty.

Home made ranch is a thing of beauty.

It’s the best way to eat peanut butter in a hurry. Or if you’re using natural stuff that is better kept in the fridge so it’s not mostly liquid. Which is what I do. Mostly so I can eat it with a spoon and not need to make up elaborate excuses for doing so.

I’ve been hearing about Davidson for what seems like a decade, but have never seen anything he’s done. Apatow isn’t the only one who talks him up, a bunch of other stand-ups do this on their podcasts and every time I’m always wondering , “Why???” I’ll usually go looking up stuff on other comics when I hear comedians I…

And? If I threaten someone in my office, I’m going to lose my source of income really damn fast. What’s your point?

Heh... both definitions for the word use “oily” and “greasy.” Yeah, I’mma pass.

Would the popcorn fry or just disintegrate into the oil? I’ve never considered trying to fry popcorn before, but now I’m very curious.

Is $4.99 really that special? The place I regularly grocery shop at sells them for the same price, don’t need to have a membership to buy one at that price.

Counterpoint: popcorn dipped in red Kool-Aid is wonderful.

You also need to make sure you have your system set up to allow downloads in sleep mode. I didn’t for the first month or so I had my PS4 and it drove me nuts until I realized I forgot to check a box.

That’s for carmelizing the onions, though, no? This is just straight up burning them, something that many people confuse with carmelizing.

I WOULD NEVER do something so illegal! *I mean, I might*

No, having Spam or a hot dog once in a while will not murder you, dumbass. Not any more than being a complete idiot in a comments section will, anyway.

Maybe for you, but I don’t think that grizzly in The Revenant would have taken any other man in quite the same way it took Leo.

Gibberish, plus how does him being on the bottom make him fragile and insecure? Dude may just not feel like working too hard for it, ya know? Long day and all that. Happens to the best of us.

I hate everybody in this comment thread for making me have to hunt down The Quick and the Dead and likely rent it tonight, else my life going forward will be unfulfilled. I had totally forgotten about this movie, but it has now become an imperative.

What about giving good customers free booze? This is a thing that happens, but nobody’s worried about liability in this situation.

Interesting. Thanks!

Interesting. Thanks!

My girlfriend and I have been watching it, and it plays out more like a mockumentary than a true documentary. The main characters introduced so far just seem like such over-the-top stereotypes. The brother of Jerry(not Uncle Jerry), for instance, who thinks he’s cracking all these great one-liners in his interviews.…

Missed an opportunity to work a “bozo” in there, but I’ll give you a star anyway.