Burger King is way, way creepier than Ronald is, by miles.

*ahem* That is Pogo, sir or madam!

Yeah, I’m not a fan of mint, but I’ll shave an entire handful of Peppermint Patties in my face, unwrapped.

I should have been more clear: I haven’t ever seen a good John Derek movie, but I’ve only seen Tarzan the Ape Man, and he nearly ruined the franchise for me.

Please elaborate... 

Please elaborate... 

I’ve not gotten over being pissed about the grocery store I prefer to go to removing the bulk mushroom option from its produce section. I can usually use up an 80z package of them before they go bad, but I don’t always want or need that many. They’ve also recently begun packaging the “specialty” peppers like poblano,…

I live in a not rural area, have access to 5 different grocery stores and 2 farmers markets, none more than a 20 minute drive away. Unless they’re in season, I still stock up on canned tomatoes. I can always count on them to be exactly as I expect them to be.

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet...

Fuck fuck Spam. A bit of Spam every now and then isn’t going to ruin your diet. Nor is a grocery store brand hot dog. If I had to eat perfectly healthy all the fucking time, I’d jump out a window. Life’s too short.

No, you’re wrong on both counts.

You’ll want something in a can or in those foil pouches. If in the can, make sure it’s boneless and skinless, unless you’re into picking all through it to get that stuff out. I typically opt for the foil pouches of Chicken of the Sea. Depending on how I trick it out, I can get 2 decently sized cakes out of the smaller…

Heh, apparently not. Check out the comment above you. I don’t understand what is so difficult about grocery shopping for some people. If you go early in the morning or later in the evening, you can get in and out really damn fast and not have to deal with lines at the checkout whatsoever. 

This. I should point out that I don’t have any kids, nor do I have a robust social schedule. That said, I do have other things I need to do and someone in my life with whom I should spend time if I want them to stick around. All that aside, I go to the grocery store/farmers market early on a Saturday or Sunday before…

I mean, he would know, wouldn’t he?

It may not be your bag, but typical humans can keep track of several different things at one time.

“Might” watch it? That fucker has copies of it on all of his devices and several in various cloud storage platforms, just in case.

I looked this movie up just to see what it was about. I’ve only seen shit movies from him. Does he have any good ones? Anyway, Trump is listed at the bottom of the credits, underneath “the dog.” Was hoping he’d be in the “other actors listed alphabetically,” but I can work with what’s there.

Over the past few months I’ve noticed the couple of grocery stores I frequent locally have been putting out kits for various dishes like stews or seafood boils, etc. I don’t recall seeing them so much over the many years I’ve been grocery shopping for myself.

It’s funny that you think takeout is somehow healthier than fast food.

That was the plan from the very start. An old roommate of mine made strawberry infused vodka, so I decided I had to try one of the white berries. It was awful, but I had a nice buzz after a couple of them. The tradeoff was was 100% worth it.