Flailing into a defender to draw a foul isn’t new and exciting.

Could be a couple of things. My first guess is that he’s just following along, maybe so he doesn’t get mentally rusty on the play calls. My 2nd guess is that he’s following along AND acting a bit as a 2nd QB coach and mentor for Rudolph. Not sure how I feel about that 2nd option. I tried to ask Google about this but…

Touch the receiver with a hand. That’s literally all he had to do to end the play.

I’m short and have radar dishes on either side of my head. Short jokes and big ear jokes have been old since about the 8th grade, when I effectively stopped growing. I’m 45 and dudes(always, always dudes) still try to crack these jokes. All I can do is shake my head and give a tired sigh. 

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit.

Also, it’s Burfict. Dude had to know that anything like this, hell, even lesser crimes, would get his ass tossed and suspended in short order. 

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit.

Jedediah is also a woman, which really threw me off the first time I ever heard her name. I expected a bearded, wild-eyed hillbilly in overalls with one shoulder strap missing, carrying a bible and ranting at trees.

Hey! He stared at the North Koreans from across the demilitarized zone and showed them ALL OF TEH RESOLVE!!!!!!

Because Kinja is an absolutely jacked up format that only works the way it’s meant to about half the time. 

Are these wise words from the mouth of one Jim Lahey?

You’re an absolute fucking moron.

You’re incredibly fucking stupid.

Does it say “some people” under “Alcaida??????”

Even if they did, you think this is enough cause to fucking shoot somebody? Fucking idiot.

You’re a... what’s the phrase I’m looking for here? Oh yeah... a fucking moron.

Whether or not it works, it cannot be comfortable to have your eyes teabagged. 

Yep. I started doing this several years ago when I make pizza at home and it is far better than making the dough in the morning, then making the pizza later that night. Now that it’s (kinda) cooling down in my area, I’ve been planning a pizza weekend soon and I’m going to give the sourdough starter a try alongside a…

Not many places I eat at are “family style” by design. Most times this happens when I’m out to eat with others is because we all want to try a variety of items on the menu and determine before we order that we’re going to share around the table. I don’t know, trying more than one thing from a restaurant’s menu seems…

It’s a really good movie. I didn’t know what to expect, except that Sam Rockwell would be good as usual. I ended up pushing it onto about a half dozen other people after I watched.