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Way too much scrolling to get to this reference. Though I suppose it’s somehow better the kid got his head slammed by this dude rather than Kevin Spacey, ya know?

National anthem may be the biggest snowflake in the country seeing as how so many damn people need to stick up for it because it’s too much of a pussy to stick up for itself.

City Council meetings and the like may have some dumb shit like this going on.

Only if it’s the David Lee Roth version.

Nah, don’t deny them. Lions fans need something to cling to or they’d jump off a building. But in this particular case, the amount of side-eye heading in your direction may be quite a bit. My old man is a Browns fan and any time he tries to bring up their championships, I clown him mercilessly.

If a Lions fan and a Jets fan are talking, only one of the two fans’ teams have had a championship in the Super Bowl era. If the Lions fan wants to get petty and go back to a time that few people care to even include in a contemporary conversation, then, I guess? What’s the point? Having won before the Super Bowl

If we’re talking football, I think it’s fair to claim “your” team’s championships so long as they happened in the Super Bowl era, regardless of whether or not you were born. It’s a baseline that pretty much anybody can relate to. When some dumb fuck tries to one-up “your” team’s accomplishments by reaching back into

This apparently isn’t the case, and I have to agree with this random article I picked first from the Google search. I don’t ride often, and generally only on a bike path that’s not at all near motor vehicles, but I have zero issues hearing sounds I would really need to hear to be safe. I’m also not blaring whatever

Yeah, that one has been permanently programmed into my lexicon. Now to patiently await a proper moment to unleash it.

Sometimes I think this is dependent on the shape of your noggin. I took the dive early because I was already balding, and I moved seamlessly into bald guy status due to my nice round bean. If I had a pointy head or some phrenologists wet dream of a crater field, I’d likely feel like I’d rather have hair.

When I first got a smartphone and it was easier than hell to use stuff from movies, video games, etc, I tried a few things for notifications. I pissed myself off with how obnoxious they were. I’ve only used a very low-volume single “ding” sound for years now.

Anybody who has any type of extended conversation in a bathroom is a fucking psychopath. The ones who have phone conversations in the bathroom, particularly on the shitter, likely already have a body or three under their belts.

Yeah, my city used to have them and used them mainly for this. I really just didn’t want to go down the rabbit hole of mounted police because even though I couldn’t identify tomato, I could still tell I was dealing with an under-bridge dweller.

If they’re not turning over seats as their business model intends, then assholes sucking up seating for a few hours to nurse and iced tea are most certainly causing business issues. You cannot be this dense.

The “that one just looks scarier” argument is one that confuses me. I understand guns, grew up around them, but ANY gun looks scary to me. Mostly because they’re designed with murder in mind, and nothing else at all.

Holy shit! I can usually pick that idiot out, but they got me on this one. Thanks for pointing it out.

CLIPS AREN’T MAGAZINES!!!! MORE PEOPLE DIE IN CARS!!!!! *passes out because can’t remember to breathe*

Shod horses don’t do so well on pavement, Jim Bob, but keep showing your ass.

Shut the fuck up you ridiculous moron. It’s not about the law, it’s about how they handled everything after the arrest.