You really don’t understand how things work, do you?

I’m in PA, so pretty close to Puritan bullshit, though we’ve gotten a bit better in regard to beer and wine. 

I suppose. I usually consider a mid-week liquor store run to be proper care and maintenance.

Kind of curious as to how being in a liquor store is somehow low class.

Holy shit, you’re fucking stupid. How do you even work a keyboard to type your dumb shit?

“Helping me get elected” comes directly after “Russia.” There’s not much to puzzle out.

But why ingest something that is not good for you and could be fatal?

Thanks. I’ll try to check it out next time I’m down that way.

Care to share the name? I’m not all that far from Philly and wouldn’t mind taking on this challenge!

Because they want the alcohol. This isn’t a big mystery.

Last summer, my girlfriend and I were dropping raspberry sorbet into one of the berry-flavored joints. It was all fun and games until we decided we wanted to go somewhere for dinner, but had to opt for delivery instead. Sneaky shit.

If you live off of it, sure. But for a snack now and again, it’s no worse than most of the other bullshit snack food out there.

May be the only time the right would actually see the term “cuck” used appropriately.

Boston fans are engorged, pulsating pustules on the taint of the entire sports world. So you. You are what is wrong with Boston, Sully.

It really is how it works.

They just let you believe they like it. I have no arguments with cats, I like them, but I know they’re forever plotting. It’s just what they do.

It’s definitely the latter.

I’m jealous of people who can have a beer/drink or two over lunch and still make it through the rest of their day. The one time I tried that, I nearly fell asleep with my head on my desk. Not a good look at all.

Weird that I’ve done this dozens of times, yet here I am having never been sick from a sprouted potato I’d properly trimmed.

Not only this, but in my experience, every smartphone I have ever had pauses all audio/video while on a call. The call takes precedent until it’s ended, at which point the audio/video may or may not resume automatically.