Yeah, this. I have a tough time sleeping much past 6:30 on the weekends, so I just start doing my adult bullshit as soon as possible, get it all knocked out by around noon or so. By this point, I’ve put in a solid five hours of chores and am ready for a drink. Anyone who wants to tell me I’m wrong can pound sand.

To be fair, are cats ever appreciative of anything?

When I played my first Total War game(Rome), I had a lot of similar problems. Once I did some looking around the Google and got a few helpful tips to work off of, it became vastly more enjoyable. I started over probably 2 dozen times before I was finally making anything like progress from turn to turn. Hang in there!

Shut the fuck up, tomato.

But they’ll never be delivered with no feet anywhere in sight.

I don’t think you’re too far off the mark. I feel much the same way, but I also don’t put the visual aspect of games over the game itself in many cases. For example, my girlfriend recently got a new 4K tv with HDR. She was away this past weekend, so I took my PS4 over and played the handful of games I own that feature…

Same thing.

The irony of your comment is surely lost on you.

Does your brain even work? 

You’re quite the dumb fuck, aren’t you?

Pepperoni/Pepperoni and cheese monkey bread.

This is some of the best stuff ever. My girlfriend had it for the first time this past winter and I could barely get any for myself after her first taste. I feared for my digits, but was happy to be able to introduce her to it.

This is correct. A bar near me opens early on Sundays for the soccer crowd and they serve an English breakfast. The beans are the main draw for me and despite not being a big soccer fan, I go at least twice a month just for them.

There it is!!!! This one never gets fucking old.

It’s not hard to imagine things, it’s just, well, FUCKING SPACE PIRATES ARE IMAGINARY!!!

He had totally forgotten and I had to remind him of the conversation we had when I ordered it

Sometimes auto-correct breaks things in all the right ways.

Your friend insulted the person serving you drinks/food. Whether she was “harassing” you(likely she was told to try to push them and was just doing her job) or not is beside the point. Don’t be dicks, won’t get the boot. Be glad she was sensitive and not passive-aggressive.

Uzelac’s wife seems to have been on vodka dude’s side, unless I’ve completely failed at reading comprehension.

Though I’m no fan of religion, it’s not the religion’s fault that the humans who wrote/interpret that shit for their own ends are oftentimes awful shitbags. It’s the zealots, and they are myriad across all religions because weak-minded fuckos actually believe this shit was borne from some bullshit divinity or another.