I’m sure this joke will Passover many people’s heads.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

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+1 Flonase

I’m happy he was part of Chicago’s 3 Cups. As horrible as it is that he has to retire before his time, he achieved what every player dreams of, so at least there’s no regret in that respect, I’d imagine. But man, it’s tough seeing him realize that no, he can’t go back full time, his body just won’t let him. Fucking MS…

Fucking allergies always act up at the weirdest times.

in the legal profession, if there is an exception or a requirement (like the intent requirement above) that seems like it is really easy to get to or around, they say “i could drive a truck through that exception/requirement” because it is so large that a “truck could fit through it.”

Something similar happened to me. I was accused of exposing myself when in actuality I just needed to get some semen out of my testicles.

Usually I wait until I’m at home in front of Pornhub before I “get jock itch.”

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

People are absolutely terrible. I’d be more shocked, but then again, my profile picture is of an umpire from a baseball game that took place 7 years ago.

Nah he’s the dirty shit talking rat that every team and fan base would love to have (as long as he backs it up with goals)

ya know, a dude who is a top 10 player in the league doesn’t need to do this shit. you’d hope he would clean up his game. maybe do you give him a little props for keepin’ it greasy even though he’s now an elite player? that’s kinda commendable?

Curt Schilling: [like]

Nantz: Aaaannnd we’re *back*.

Um, no. This young man goes to a prestigious, $34,000/year high school, probably has excellent grades, gave a TEDxTalk, founded TWO youth organizations, worked for both Martin O’Malley’s and Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, and got invited to a dinner at the White House. I’m not saying this as an insult to…

LET HIM FINISH

Don’t give the Wilpons any ideas!!

This feels really icky and exploitative regardless of his other work. Sorry. And, there is really no way to tell if it was this or something else on the application that got him accepted, and it’s many times more likely that it was something else.