I’d like to use this opportunity to shit on NHL owners, but interrupting the middle of the season for the Olympics every four years really does suck and there aren’t really any ways to make it not. If they didn’t put basketball in the summer games, the NBA would be doing the same thing. But I’m a shitty American who…

A real hockey player would slice his own ACLs on purpose and then go suit up for the olympics anyways.

Screw everyone involved here. This is all so stupid. Keep digging in to hold on to that 4th place title NHL.

So, it was Panik! at the goal line?

that’s because you’re all poor. one day, maybe all of you can move out of your parents houses, get a real job, and then you’ll play golf.

+1 Tubgirl

#ChopOn? Oh fuck that.

The Huskies are 36-1. There’s always the next game!

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I have been here. And recently. This is a man I don’t and will likely never know, but I’m going to weigh in here.

Mets fan, not even mad. Probably the first time in 26 years of being a fan that I might actually be pulling for a Mets loss.

Forcing himself OUT of something? I don’t get it.

Dallas: HOORAY!!

This deserves all of the stars today.

Tony Romo’s Back, Is Broken

Did you ever consider that the shortstop IS one of his estranged children?

Ah yes, The old Colon massage....