Exactly. The chosen ones living in Holy Land of the Villages are already asleep.

Fun fact: That ATV runs on snowballs and batteries.

That’s a good Met.

Tinky Winky Scores, Arena Abruptly Closes.

Oh c’mon. The ONE TIME an article is t’d up for a Stevie Wonder joke and you couldn’t see it?

This is good. A toast tonight - may that goal and other past career memories help fuel him so he can watch his day grow up.

In other news, CCU has announced they’ll be renaming themselves UNLV East.

HOT TAKE:

Plugging numbers into a calculator = giving you the $ to plug into seekingarrangements.com

Brad Marchand, 2:00 for Spearing 7:15p

“This time will be different. This year we booked Cancun for our late May vacation.” Barry Trotz

/ finds white stuff in sock

What, a dick.

“Is this a new report or an old report?”

As a Giants fan, I was genuinely looking forward to seeing how Lindsay Vonn rehabilitated Tony after game 4 of Houston’s season.

This. Move the sport to the Summer Games and make everyone happy.

A white sign in St. Louis screwing up a minority? Get outta here.

“Amateur.”

Get off my eLawn!