More like So Ye got Ryuened, amiright?

Odds are yes, in fact Chopped is on TV right now.

#LetsStayOutOfTheWater (Marlins)

Sick Kaep, Anne.

Welcome to our newest rivalry, the MS. Civil confliCT, I’m your host Bob Diaco.

Until the actual draft happens, there’s no reason to say that within a year or two they’re not playing in mid-late April, which as an expansion team qualifies them as competitive. But yes, if their roster starts out with the bunny ranch rejects, they’re in trouble. Hockey can be an interesting sport between draft…

Counter: The Knights will have an uber competitive team and didn’t leave a trail of tears in their path to Vegas. They have a *chance* of gaining a local/regional following.

The most somber version of take me out to the ballgame? Try the most somber song any of us will ever hear in our lifetimes.

Meanwhile in College Station, there’s a much sadder, more much enjoyable train wreck playing on repeat.

“Where was that guy last year?” wondered Shelby, NC Middle School assistant head football coach Jim Tomsula

No jokes, just a good job on a well written piece, Barry. You brought up something that the vast majority of people don’t want to talk about and did it in an elegant, positive way.

ESPN is reporting that Mark Sanchez has just been spotted walking into a Denver grocery store. When asked why he was there, he simply said“I’m heard the mini-sodas need a quarteback.”

Carlos is celebrating his new endorsement of Wonderful Pistachios. Get crackin’ on that smooth shell.

Must hurt to know your not Bart’s favorite illegitimate child. I’m sure there’s a t-shirt in the mail...or something.

If only the massage came with a live reading of “How going for the Colonoscopy leads to having less baby mommas.”

Ironically, the straw that broke Romo’s back....was his back.

This is the first time residents of Philadelphia have seen the words “dumpster” and “fire” in the same sentence while not appearing next to each other.

Taking a page from Seattle, the Dolphins have officially named Zika their 12th man.

#puigshisfriend

Anyone who votes for PSU should hit the showers.