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Was she wearing that pearl necklace before Elon was there?

on a related note.... best band name ever? "Fat Jesus and the Hoverounds"... I came up with that a while back. Feel free to use it.

He beat poisoning, stabbing, strangling, drowning, and being shot... now to conquer heart disease.

Two words: erotic bookstore.

them sillycones aint loose =p

That's why I'm glad I just went as a member of the public for roughly 20 years, collecting as many Saturn bags as I could. Which have actually held up rather well over the years, I might add.

Anything that can cut the dealer's time scamming selling isn't too bad at all. We need to go Tesla and kill off the dealers and have direct sales! Congrats on COTD

Congratulations, Mr. mr_benjamin_rolland, on COTD! I have for you a Cadillac which this lovely lady will deliver after she loosens her thingy so she can stand up straight.

We always joke that you see a lot of older guys with their "nieces" at the dealer preview, if you know what I mean.

you sound like a fun person who enjoys satire.

The video actually got an audible laugh out of me this time with "the car for people whose favorite Beetle's song is Champagne Supernova."

As for the 2015 Outback itself, it was basically softcore car porn, a Skinemax movie on wheels, where it's only hot because it's a clean, sterile, toothless facsimile of dirtiness. It looks like something you'd expect to see in the background of a scenic forest tableaux from a Land's End catalog, because nothing says

Me too. I've had all the kids I want. Hair is overrated.

I love my Supereplica Ferrari's I actually bought three of them an Enzo, 458 and 430. Best cars ever, the look and beauty of a Ferrari with the dependability of a Camry. Here is a picture of my F430!!! Best car ever! Even got it it my favorite color, slightly dehydrated yellow.

So he's going to look like a caricature of himself isn't he? A Man twice his original Size, in a car that looks like a 1/2 size version of it's original?

I Smell Sit com.

Any run-down motel in West Atlantic City (on RT 40 on before the bridge)....a couple of prostitutes where murdered in one of these places a few years ago. They never found a suspect.

One from my personal experience: the Black Horse Motel in Blackwood NJ