Once again, FCA is the car person’s car company. Ram does their ‘70s retro from the factory.

Are they gonna call the performance trim Electric Boogaloo?

Not every Trump voter is racist! Most are just really, really stupid! 

2 words: Joanna Angel.

I dare you to say that in jersey.

You say that like Springsteen isn’t awesome.

1) that’s why I said “help kill” instead of “kill”

Did you tell him that the years of living in the warm California weather have turned all you to mush, and the cold as fuck Jersey Shore winters with the hot as balls summers have, over the years, hardened me into an unfuckwitable cunt who knows far more than he does.

Ah yes, the Korean War, where we fought the Nazis.

Yeah that’s what I thought.

I’m sorry, how many Nazis did the Land Cruiser help kill?

I smacked this thing with the work van the other day. the handtruck in the back smacked the ceiling.

There’s only a handful, period.

Which one?

I hope they do.

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Didn’t use the term “rat eating motherfucker” at least 12 times

It's a phone shaped like a duck that quacks instead of rings.

I wanna turn it into a The Jersey Shore inspired lowrider, complete with rooftop hot tub, duck phone, and airbrushed mural featuring the cast members and their autographs (including Angelina). I will unveil it Memorial Day weekend next year at the jersey shore house in seaside heights.