jerseyshoreben
Your boy, BJR
jerseyshoreben

Hupmoisland would be the best. We could build a giant effigy of one out of leaves and sticks, and exclusively hunt eels.

Yes. Our power and influence grows. Soon, all of eelkind will know and fear the name Hupmobile once again.

Well shit, I can't beat that.

He used to not be out as a furry, and another member of A-R, Meatywand (God rest his soul) used to call him [ChaosYiffeR] and he'd freak out. It was hilarious.

RadioShack is still around, thank you very much.

I put this one on my Taurus.

This one. And then I bought it because how couldn't I?

I always wanted a Corvette SS....but not like this.....NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!

Yeah but you say that like he isn't a jackass

Lol trying to get through to him. It's not gonna happen. Just let him dig himself deeper.

It was an SSR

Wait you're from the shore? Wherabouts? I'm in Belmar myself

Yeah why don’t you come meet me over here in the “chemical swamp” and say it to my face so I can hear ya. Maybe ya make it back to NYC, maybe ya don’t. It’s anyone’s call really.

Yeah, but that guy is a goddamn hero for that prayer.

They did. “Mustang owners"

OH MY GOD HAHAHA

POF?

I know other Ben...I know...

Because it's a daewoo

“I drive my car like a “stolen whore” as well i do burnouts on every stop i drive 60 down side streets and alleyways and 40 in parking lots i slam on the brakes last minute at stop lights and stop signs if there is no one behind me”