Your mom is past optimum ripeness.

Ground clearance looks perfect.

I sure hope so. Mine cost me several wheelbarrows full of Papiermarks, so I'm crossing my fingers that it will stick around for more than the next 15 years.

I was just trying to go to Minsk but the sat nav kept insisting I go all the way to Moscow.

Mercedes Benz and Hugo Boss.

The Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds Edition Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet. There's only one fragrance, and only one car, for you, Janice. The look, the feel, the scent of pure bliss. Put on your lipstick, straighten your pant suit, make sure the coffee pot is off, and put on your lipstick, because today you're not…

They don't break down, they leak and take "little rests" here and there.

I respect the "Aha, look at us catching you do this ironic thing" idea behind the article, but... Towing a Tesla laden trailer, reliably, for 450k miles a year... I don't really see why we're talking about it. The Article Should read:

"Totally Electric Car Company Does non-Electric Thing - Jalops Gasp and clutch Pearls…

Gave this contest a ditch, contests love ditches.

We need a Jalopnik test mule shirt. Why should all the auto makers get cool camo for their prototypes? Can't us humans get a little love?

I'm so gonna win this.

I'm a huge Thomas fan to begin with, it's a perfect balance of good storytelling and quality messages for kids. my son adores it.

Musk, if you do read this, know that Christie is a jackass and won't do anything till you send him 30,000 Twinkies and a few million dollars under the table.

Duesenberg!

So putting different badges on your car does make it go faster. Huh, the ricers were right.

In case of flat, abandon car, have helicopter pick you up, buy new car.

So Travis actually tried to kick Queen Latifa in the back of the head? I guess someone had to.

She was driving her car. It's a manual Passat TDI. She is far more interesting than you. My car has a manual transmission. I'm begging you, please hurl yourself out of a tall building.

There are cool places all over Monmouth County! Additional missiles were housed in the Highlands, as well as Belford/Middletown.