A little?
A little?
I thought it'd be rocket powered :(
You realize literally the first Jalopnik article ever was about a brand new Chrysler 300, don't you?
Hating the Allanté?
Dat TDI doe......
That's OCM all the time, though
Baron Krauss Johann Fingerbanger has been named as a possible successor
Just to clarify, they DID have it, but this was before they crossed a certain LAPD detective who is too old for their shit.
BREAKING: picture of the driver released
WILD CARD, BITCHES!
How about that sweet Porsche magnetic suspension that's so good they listened it to Ferrari?
Wait! You're on Jersey too?
Mine has a C6 vert, XLR-v, and H2.
What's the name of this place?
Are you implying all ducks look the same? Because I myself have a pretty tough time telling you humans apart!
Northstar Lamborghini?
An Escalade. 1) because whoever named it clearly gave zero fucks 2) purple neons 3) it had spinners. It was a monster truck. With spinners. FUCKIN’ TRUCK YEAH!
A Crown Vic can’t be a Donk. A Donk is a ‘71-’76 Caprice or Impala. Calling a Crown Vic a Donk is like calling a RS4 an E30
A CL63, none the less.