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A little?

I thought it'd be rocket powered :(

You realize literally the first Jalopnik article ever was about a brand new Chrysler 300, don't you?

Hating the Allanté?

Dat TDI doe......

That's OCM all the time, though

Baron Krauss Johann Fingerbanger has been named as a possible successor

Just to clarify, they DID have it, but this was before they crossed a certain LAPD detective who is too old for their shit.

BREAKING: picture of the driver released

WILD CARD, BITCHES!

How about that sweet Porsche magnetic suspension that's so good they listened it to Ferrari?

Wait! You're on Jersey too?

Mine has a C6 vert, XLR-v, and H2.

What's the name of this place?

Are you implying all ducks look the same? Because I myself have a pretty tough time telling you humans apart!

Northstar Lamborghini?

An Escalade. 1) because whoever named it clearly gave zero fucks 2) purple neons 3) it had spinners. It was a monster truck. With spinners. FUCKIN’ TRUCK YEAH!

A Crown Vic can’t be a Donk. A Donk is a ‘71-’76 Caprice or Impala. Calling a Crown Vic a Donk is like calling a RS4 an E30

A CL63, none the less.