I was fucking my prom date in my mom’s G6 (my car was in the shop for whatever reason) and she squirted all over the back seat. When my mom drove me to pick up my car 2 days later she was all like “what’s that smell?”

Great fuckin’ comeback there, Freddy.

I had a girl squirt all over my hyundai’s back seat. That was erotic. And stinky later that summer.

Freddy got REKT

80% of the stuff you hate, I adore.

with its rear mounted, air-cooled flat four

street vision is not a real thing, because the street does not have eyes

Wow. Epic levels of not getting the joke here.

So is 9/11 an inside job masterminded by the gay muslim communist Obama, as well?

Can we all just agree that the Krauts are an especially insufferable people?

meanwhile, at bentley HQ

Eh, Furious 7 looks better.

I'll take mine in mob boss trim, thank you very much

NYC....

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Johan, hi! Big fan of Cadillac here, like, diehard. Like, people around here know me specifically for that. I was wondering if 1) The Escalade gets to keep it's name; 2) are there plans for a SL competitor; 3) what are you going to do to honor Cadillac's history and heritage (probably the most important part of the…

leave it to porsche to find a way to charge for features on cars they sold years ago.

Tavarish, I want you to actually read this, think for a few minutes, then reply:

If the baby had a gun, this wouldn't have happened.

yeah? Let's see your friend's little E30 tin can bitch basket pull this off without sending bits flying everywhere.