The half baguette is almost certainly squirrels. I found a half loaf of bread under my hood once, in almost exactly the same spot as that baguette. On further inspection I also found dozens of chestnuts, heaps of grass, clumps of newspaper, and a string of wicker patio lights. Those bastards will stash anything and…

Absolutely terrifying. Or hilarious. Or both?

Finally, a good use for self-driving, if any of the cars not trapped could drive themselves out of the garage.

As much as we can blame Florida for building practices that make Chinese structures look like nuclear bunkers, I wonder if average vehicle weight increasing contributed to this collapse. That extra few hundred lbs for each car couldn’t be good for whatever apparent weight limit this building had.

Holy f*ck, how bad of a reporter are you?
A 30 second internet search gives you this:

A simple DNA sample (I assume the bones are still there and not petrified) would be enough to debunk this hoax. However, I’ll bet that Mr. Maussan won’t allow it and play the Mike Lindell “Don’t Touch My Evidence!” game.

These look like bad papier mache. This is Fijian Mermaid levels of bad.

No one helped the first credible victims of alien abduction because there are no credible victims of alien abduction.

Why is nobody talking about the other shit these two went through?

Try taking a picture of anything much smaller than a mountain on your cell phone that is 10 miles away and see how it looks. Navy jets don’t fly up in selfie range very often...

eyewitness testimony without any real evidence that can be scientifically tested is just a story about something that for now doesn’t have any explanation. And because we don’t have any explanation, an “I don’t know” should be the default position here and not trying to plug this gap with something completely not…

Ryder says the officer told him he did not fire his weapon because if he missed, there were people standing behind the suspect.

proof of the old adage never bring a gun to a car fight

It does seem like she was aiming (sorry) for suicide by cop.

I’m no blue lives matter type who thinks cops can do no wrong, but this seems like a reasonable response in this situation. Seems like it could have ended much worse for all involved had they taken a different approach. 

School bus drivers in Louisville make $21 an hour for what’s essentially a part time job with no benefits.

Average rent in Louisville is ~$1,200.

Well, let’s consult the DOJ’s press release:

Um, excuse you, how will they compensate for certain things and rundown cyclists if not in a diesel?

Probably shouldn’t buy a diesel if they can’t afford to maintain them.

The fine should be $20K+ per modified vehicle instead of a flat fine and the proceeds should go to a legitimate fund that benefits the environment.  That would help to make things right.