Why is NASCAR so complicated? Setting aside the technical regulations for the cars, the race itself is quite simple.

That was just really creepy and I feel like I just accidentally watched a homemade fetish porn meant for someone else.

Kramerica Industries already tried this in the 90's and it failed pretty quickly.

Can we appreciate how the awning makes the lead image look like someone’s scrapbooking project about car pictures?

“Wow I didn’t watch racing before but I loved the big race! When’s the next race?”

I hope you don’t get an endless parade of “what does this have to do with cars” comments, because this is the kind of quality longform journalism which I love to see on Jalopnik. Thanks, Ryan.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

The track explicitely said “No static burnouts” and he was told that over the radio when he asked if he could. The track was just fine with donuts and rolling burnouts, but they said the standing burnouts damaged the tarmac.

I’m trying to pronounce, “Progibititing” and having a rough time with it.

I love Gitten Jr as much as the next guy...

How much extra do you pay in taxes each year over what you’re legally obligated to?

Dodge wants to sell new cars. They are a factory and make their money only on the initial sale. Customization on the intial ~$90k sale barely makes sense for them.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

You get an F !

Don’t even need to read it. Stanced = CP. I don’t care what it costs.

Also, this bullshit:

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I’m so confused. Crease bad, pleats good? Ew.

I’ll just leave this here.

I’ll reserve judgement until we see where this lands on the Fast ‘N’ Loud / Wheeler Dealers spectrum.