There is no place for your balance and perspective on the internet. Either jump to rage-filled conclusions like everyone else, or turn in your keyboard.

Speaking from personal experience, a spouse is also pretty good at getting you to fix any/all projects.

The most interesting man in the world disagrees

Fixed it for you Patrick!

And at least 100 of those will be delivered to a side of a telephone pole within a week.

Jalopnik runs a lot of stories about cars most of its readership can’t afford. The commentariat has a lot of opinions about those cars. What’s your point?

Sorry to hear about your divorce.

Oh I do. I bathed once, in 1998. It was awful.

Actually, if I didn’t bath, do you know how much money I’d lose? I’d probably lose my wife, my kids, and my jobs... lol.

I have no problem with them building toys like this. But two points to remember: 1. The rest of their lineup is utter shit. 2. I really don’t think the company is worth another bailout when that rolls around again. If they want to go out in a blaze of glory and tire smoke, great!, but they are going to do it on…

Except, you know, the officer is bound by the law. Most states require this action at anything over double the speed limit.

Am I only one that thinks every single FF movie was terrible, and a truly bad representation of car culture for all of us?

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

Lol Ballaban

This is coming from someone who likes the direction Lexus has been going in

2nd gear robo-taxis. can’t wait!

They will if the Jeep stays on the trailer...

Have you considered changing the name from project slow devil to HAL? This Jeep is clearly saying, “Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

I think your sarcasm meter is broken this morning. All of these comments in this thread are in jest (and rather funny) but you seem to be taking them seriously. I have no suggestion other than what IT always tells me: shut down and reboot. I hope your meter works normally afterwards.

I’m genuinely sad that some people cannot comprehend your sarcasm.

Or you can get a gently used Mazda6 for $17K, have a car that weighs 10% less, burns about 20% less gas, and has plenty of performance to be a mildly fun family/commuter car.