I thought people buy Fieros because

I couldn’t possibly see myself spending $17k on Fiero when I could buy, say, a very reasonable example of a Porsche, which would have all of those features, and wouldn’t be a Pontiac.

No but I think you need to be CARB compliant.

Nope, just needs a recharge...

Absolutely must have:
Sonar parking sensors front and rear (beeping)

I stopped reading the list cuz some of those exclude each other, I feel, based on packages and whatever so disregard the suggestion but my buddy had a Q5 that we used for road trips, he had no maintenance issues over the 3 years he had it (before moving overseas). No manual but good auto, paddle shifters, etc. Had an…

Hey can you help me with mine?

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

My Lancia Scorpion would do 85
Tore up its valve train, now I don’t drive...

I'd buy it for tits and giggles.

How long would I have to drive it before they’d give me the $49,995? I mean, the windows are tinted and I’m not all that easily embarrassed.

That’s a labor of love. I can think of no less than 9,000 better ways to spend my time. Among those 9,000 things: Becoming the country’s foremost 3rd amendment expert (are these troops? is there a war? is this my house?), trying to break the world record for speed husking corn, inventing deep sea hang gliding, and…

The non-turbo Z32 has 222 HP and 198 lb-ft of torque. It weighs 3,300 pounds and costs $30,825. The Corvette has 375 HP and 370 lb-ft of torque. It weighs 3,200 pounds and costs $33,600. Besides the small difference in price, why would you choose the Nissan?

Because in 94 the Nissan was new and exciting the C4 was 10 years old at that point and while power was up it looked old.

“best looking car in the segment”

I totally can’t wait for these to depreciate.

Exactly. I mean, fuck those people who know what they're talkin about, amirite!

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say it’s been a pleasure working with you and hosting all of your insane ideas over the years. We wish you nothing but the best and good luck with the new venture. Also, God bless you for taking that PT Cruiser off the road.