You know what’s even worse than the fanboys of certain cars? The anti-fanboys. The ones who blindly insult and complain everytime a certain make/model/sub model is mentioned.

I asked my bank account. This was it’s reply.

Signs you know you’re in the “1%”: Not sweating it when your car depreciates as much in 3 years as many people pay for a house.

Yay the morning CVT

As a good friend once mentioned,

The RNC is coming to town this summer and I have been toying with the idea of trying out driving for Uber - but only if I could find a respectable vehicle that properly says “America is Great.” Mission accomplished - President Trump, your ride is here.

I’m assuming the premises would be split with the business in the front and a party room out back?

I’ve always wanted to open a barber shop called Just Mullets. We’re going to cater to Camaro/Firebird owners and ladies who date other ladies. For some reason my small business loan applications keep getting denied though.

I don’t believe him.

Typical Porshe driver. Driving in the left lane, not using indicators, passing on a double yellow. SMH.

Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

(Sigh)

HOLY CRAP A VIDEO SHOT IN LANDSCAPE!

... I had to double check where you said you were from since you weren’t using freedom units to measure temperature.

Legit question, Do you take a steak into Texas Roadhouse and ask them to cook it for you?

ENDURING JUST 1 MILE IN A MURANO CROSSCABRIOLET IS ADMIRABLE

These NPCP options that require no reading really boost my morning productivity at work

Anyone who votes NP must turn in their Jalop card.

Ok-I’ll try. Build one. Find a decent shell. A 30 year car no-one ever put away to save. Look around for other 30 year old cheap cars. They are pretty thin on the ground-or you pay for it.