Because.

This is how I actually feel about this.

Oh boy, a late Christmas present from the big man himself!

CARp

Perhaps while it’s in your possession it has a little “whoopsie” on the front end...and we quietly put a Mazda2 fascia on it?

The current state of my Datsun.

Thats also Mark Webber and not Jenson, which makes it AWESOME.

Volkswagen

Trust me. If this were “best ideas win,” I never would’ve bought that f***in Hummer.

Ah yes, the classic of all classics: The Rolls-Royce Rolls-Royce. Far more prestigious than the Range Rover Range Rover, Ferrari La Ferrari, or BMW M4 M-Sport M-Edition M-Package M Golf bag M hat M polo shirt ///M model.

Fun list but I don’t know how Petit gets ahead of Sebring. Or how a newcomer like Austin gets ahead of either of them. That’s the nature of lists I guess - fun, kinda BS, and bound to generate comments! Mission accomplished.

YES. SEE. I’M THAT ASSHOLE WHO’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU IN TRAFFIC OR ON A SMALL ROAD WITH THEIR BRIGHTS ON.

So looking over your list...here’s what you should really be asking yourself. It’s more of a question of prioritizing and management. Think of it more along the lines of a doctor with five patients. You can’t treat all five of them at the same time. You’d have to practice triage. As a doctor, you’d have to make a…

From my seat (Western Europe):
Only the J10 Pickup (new engine + gearbox) and the Honda (let a commercial garage fix this one) are worth your time. The rest is junk that you happen to fall in love with.

I know it sounds rough, but it’s like (you) “the nice sensible guy” trying to marry your beautiful high school…

There’s your problem, the rear springs are made of graham crackers with peanut butter spread between them.

#DOUGCAR

One of the best cases of CP in a while.

A thousand times no. That wheel is an abhorrent abomination of a travesty.

“You have to admire a person using the right tool for the job.”