This is a herald of even better news, which is that Mark May’s career at ESPN is probably doomed as well.

If he had only kept the bone from popping out at that Perkins restaurant...

Fuck Duke

yea i’m pretty sure Andrew Harrison uses words like “jest” and “perceived” on a regular basis. Good apology UK spokesperson.

Despite the apology, whites are expected to continue furiously tweeting out “Stay classy” and starting Facebook arguments on the lines of “Why is okay when they do it?” Drunk white uncles across the land, meanwhile, are reportedly rubbing their hands with glee and planning to make Easter dinners incredibly awkward.

I’m black, and even I find it comical how the article chastises the white cultural for not being okay with that comment. Whether it’s racist or not is beside the point. The phrase he said should not be condoned, nor should we try to shift the story to it being wrong for people to be upset with it.

I haven't seen this many upset Kentuckians since their state Board of Education ruled you couldn't buy your GED with possum skins

Nothing warms my heart like sad Kentucky fans.

Pretty Jrunk

It’s as if no one other than the Kochs attempted to destroy representative democracy in this country or something.

Police are still proceeding with their investigation

The Cubs are now that guy that puts a huge, brand new TV in his shitty-ass unfurnished living room with nowhere to sit.

It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

The Royal Flush.

The second I started reading this, I knew it was going to be the red-hottest of takes.

it's a standard strategy, u gotta have a backup for your starter during his bye week or else pick up josh mccown

RIP Zoltan

he had a weird name, suck`s that he is dead now. probably in hell too