As an Oklahoma HS teacher, I have done my best to stem this tide, with limited success.

Idiots! That's California!

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

And the tuna salad sandwich is an 0-16.

Meatball sub is the "8-8" of sandwiches

I wouldn't feel too bad. Jerry Jones drafted Felix Jones in the first round of the real draft.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

How Cavalier!!

Why the hell would someone threaten you with their real name and email address? Must have graduated with a degree in a humanities*.

*like me :(

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

You know what? Don't swat the ball away and take any chances and it wouldn't matter.

If anyone knows about getting 9 points on one drive, it's Jim Irsay.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

The ankle bracelet doesn't have that kind of range.

Chip's gonna be pissed when he finds out Byron Maxwell isn't actually this guy.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

Now all they need is an unimaginative offensive coord-wait

Rex Ryan plus a turnover prone quarterback? Nothing can go wrong!