WTF is “Vircinia” Tech?

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

I’m sure Saints fans will want Taysom Hill to start over Teddy for purely football reasons.

Maybe his conversion therapy buddies can pray him back onto the field sooner.

Well it’s about...

They do have the power to do it directly, they just haven’t done it since MacCracken was tried on the Senate floor and imprisoned for 10 days in 1934.

I’ve always thought “peckerwood” packed a nice punch.

As a person who is currently trying to have my own baby, I agree fully.

Where’s Tony Perkins to tell her that hurricanes are caused by teaching evolution in school?

So long Bowling Green.

Referring to President Bozo as a boob is an unwarranted insult to breasts.

I don’t like square cuts all that much either. It’s pizza for people who want to treat pizza like an hors d’oeuvre.

Plain and simple, unless you’re passing, stay the fuck out of the left lane. 

Manchin you goddamned moron I hope West Virginians vote your cowardly ass out NO I DON’T CARE IF THEY PUT IN A REPUBLICAN WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT UGHHHHHH

Yeah, I would be pretty shocked if any of the states required US citizenship to sit for the bar. Plenty of foreign students/attorneys come to the US to do LLMs and then take a state bar.

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

Secret deodorant? He either likes women's hygiene products or he enjoys being surprised.