Love the straightforwardness of your humor, bro. Not afraid to tackle the low hanging fruit.

That's not John Wayne.....That's Rooster Fucking Cogburn!!! The man must be considered armed and extremely intoxicated.

Hoyer had widespread support inside the locker room. No brainer according to players in there

Hoyer had widespread support in the locker room. It was a no brainer according to the players in there. "We're big fans of Brian," said defensive end Desmond Bryant. "I'm gonna get a huge contract next year," commented cornerback Joe Haden. "I've never had this many reps in my life," added linebacker Jabaal Sheard.

That's not what happened. I don't know exactly what did happen, but I know that's not what happened.

It's this season's "if we persecute the Christians any more than we already do..."

"If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already"

Look at this hypocrite.

It's crazy to me that anyone living in the United States of America could be offended at what they did

Too bad he didn't use the "don't shoot" gesture while filming Death to Smoochy.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

To play quarterback?

Hiring Gloria Allred to be your attorney is like hiring Ari Fleischer to be your PR flak. It's just shorthand for "I am full of it and just want the shrillest possible inveterate liar pushing my case."

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

Oh God he's coming to the Jets.

Can someone make an "I Will Remember You" RGIII montage for this DC fan, plz? Maybe instead of a butt fumble show all the times his knees bent the wrong way? I dunno.

Well, now you're never going to have to worry about him moving.