Holy shit! Another minor league game went 16 innings last night!?

Perhaps Zduriencik needs to be reminded that you're going to have to give up something pretty valuable if you want great players like Justin Smoak and Jesus Montero in return.

Immediately afterwards, Dan Snyder came in and polled them on whether or not they thought The Washington Redskins name was inappropriate.

"If I could just get my hands on @MichelleDBeadle right now, I'd demonstrate EXACTLY what I was trying to say!"

The original move by Manny was not a brainfart. It was the first time Damon had hit the cutoff man since he played in Kansas City.

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

dearest good friend:

Her appearance during the draft also lit up traffic on other websites, mostly from Phil Mushnick furiously poring over Ancestry.com.

I would like to see a video game re-enacting Puig's defection from Cuba. That would be fun!

Yeah, you can explode your house all you want, but why do you have to shove it down my throat all the time?

*cough cough* Ben Affleck *cough*

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

Hopefully it is written better then the last Superman movie because it was basically this.....

Not going to happen. I would rather Affleck direct. He is SOOOO much better a director. But we will have to see.

Any thoughts?

Why would Batman fight Superman? I thought they were both good guys. Did Bruce Wayne bang Louis Lane? Did Robin have his way with Jimmy Olsen?

This particular Batman likes his cars like his women, topless and with a big butt.

And in the same spirit, Jerry Sandusky's frigid, perverted piece of shit body will be wheeled out of prison to the dulcet tones of Elton John's "Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me"

I understand the Jadeveon Clowney has no motor backlash campaign, but at some point we must remind ourselves that the motherfucker had 3 sacks last year.

Come on, guys. Sol Campbell is not a racist. I mean sure, he may be a traitor, an egomaniac, an idiot, a pedophile and a racist, but he is almost certainly not gay.