I do feel bad for him, but on the bright side, his son is still a dick.

This shouldn't be a top priority for law enforcement but it's definitely their number 2 problem.

He probably will still feel better after his treatments than he did when NBC made him dress in khakis and a polo shirt for the 2012 Olympics.

"No, you don't get it," Edson told the arresting officers. "Those bags are symbols. They stand for bombs."