“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

Obviously they meant to sing California Uber Alles

Pffft. Lichtenstein used “Brass Monkey”

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

“Yes. That article title makes total sense.”

“Come Now Tottenham To Challange For The League”

“The best way I can describe it is, having a diaper on & never changing it. And just sitting in that diaper the whole year.”

I feel like I’m staring into the mouth of madness.

I found this at McDonald’s the other day. Yes, pizza crust on the changing station. I was intrigued

Oh please. Those high end financial people absolutely jacket off at work. They jacket off repeatedly.

I just ate half a bag of shelled pistachios at my desk while reading the comments. And my fingers aren’t bleeding. And they were delicious. The pistachios, not my non-bleeding fingers.

the unpopped popcorn things

The first time I saw somebody eat the peanut shells was attending a ballgame with a friend. I have not spoken to that guy since and I maintain that was the right call.

I eat peanut shells, sunflower seed husks, AND kiwi skins and I vote.

When does Jed York get fired?

+9 volt

It’s about time Talib helped move some chains.

The Eagles are taking media tips from the Trump staff. Expect a gloating tweet from the Eagles account about how the Inquirer is a losing paper later tonight.

They are serious about that two drink minimum.

Story link makes me think the reporter had an illegal string instrument: http://deadspin.com/report-eagles-eject-reporter-from-press-box-for-viola-1790673845