I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

From the sound of it, so did Kluwe.

look at me, talking to an ex-nfl player about his jizz, like a big shot. Christmas really can come twice!

Wasnt that a helmet to helmet hit or do punter helmets not count?

Hnnnmngghhgnnnggnnnngggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

I agree. Why couldn’t it be fucking Brady who broke his ankle instead.

Canes Pile On Kings Early.

The pre-game golf exhibition was ill-advised in retrospect.

I hope Braeylynn was there to help Bronston in his time of fuckery. 

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

“Golfing on ice is dangerous, that’s why I only play on snow.”

One in hole!

Talk to your meteorologist if your storm lasts longer than 4 hours.

The punishment is fair, if you ask me. I wore a similar outfit recently, and got told to “please stop vaping,” and “remain at least 500 yards away from the elementary school.”

Mike Priefer, in one of the meanest voices I can ever recall hearing, said: “We should round up all the gays, send them to an island, and then nuke it until it glows.”

-Voting machines in 2020

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.