“Yes. That article title makes total sense.”

+9 volt

It’s about time Talib helped move some chains.

*cums*

US Population Receives Concussion, Expects To Continue Making Horrible Decisions For Four More Years

That’s a $500 million haircut, huh? At least I don’t have to see Mark Davis any more this season.

Ouchka.

I love this joke the more I look at it.

Canes Pile On Kings Early.

Pictured: Trump’s appointee for Ambassador to Iceland

Russians take hockey pretty seriously. I hope he doesn’t KHL himself over this.

Report: New Slamball CBA Requires Players To Use Trampolines, Hoverboards, Guns, Fireworks Simultaneously During Play

I’d Priefer he didn’t.

Once again, Deadspin misses the real story.

Could be worse. It might not have hit him at all.