I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

As someone who was out of the office last week Monday because my cramps made me consider the pros/cons of hacking out my uterus with a butcher knife, I support this.

I don’t know her husband’s specialty, but Dr. Ummat is a pediatric neurophysiologist at Texas Children’s who specializes in epilepsy in very young kids - including my best friend’s daughter. Her potential deportation is wrong on a million levels and would be a huge loss to the Med Center.

Me too. This despair is real and deep and hard to shake. I wake up every morning with trepidation and tiny bit of hope. Watching such mean, corrupt, venal assholes destroy everything day in and day out has been soul crushing.

I feel despair in every corner of my body. The Republicans are a hate group and must be regarded as such. Also I would like to thank Ivanka, Melania, Kellyanne, and Karen. It has always been women such as yourselves which have helped prop up the patriarchy over and over again.

Thank the Lord for this! Now, can someone in Arkansas finally introduce a law that forces doctors to investigate a man’s entire sexual history and determine his motives for wanting to maintain an erection for up to (but hopefully not longer than, eek!) four hours before he is permitted to get a Viagra prescription?…

Came here to say that. He was wonderful (and depressing) in Basketball Diaries and WEGG.

Everyone loves to ham on Leonardo Di Caprio, but DAMN, he was excellent from his earliest roles.

I am in a petty-as-fuck type mood. So, I will gladly say that if you voted for Trump because of his promises to repeal and replace the ACA, and you are currently on the ACA, you need to get the fuck off. As in, you needed to get the fuck off as of Friday. I don’t care if you have a chronic condition, if you can’t…

I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?

Ugh. How hard is it to NOT touch people who don’t want to be touched?!

It’s nice when our sexual assaults can provide stimulation and entertainment for the bros.

I hate it when something like that happens so fast that I don’t have time to react or process what just happened.

For me, there’s also a bit of guilt associated with vigilance. A few weeks ago a male friend grabbed my ass without my consent after saying a few inappropriate things to me. I know I’m going to feel bad when I come up with an excuse not to see him the next time he’s in town, that *I’m* going to feel like the heavy for…

I worked in a call center. We had a guy that would call in and do this shit. He’d hang up if he got another guy or if you tried to transfer him to a supervisor. He had a thing about his vaguely Hispanic sounding last night. If you would say “Mr. SoAndSo” like you were suppose to, he would say “oh you said my name so…

Thank you for that reminder. If you are a Jezzie with Trump or Republican voting family members, lovers and or friends, you need to start reevaluating the relationship. Nothing will come of this is Congress doesn’t feel compelled to act and as of now, a majority of Republicans don’t give a fuck.

Is it wrong that my first thought upon watching was - “why are they making her lie down like that? Don’t they know the baby’s pressing on her vena cava???”

I just got it and I am trying to pace myself. The story telling impels me forward, but I want to linger on the writing too...There are a lot of authors I am discovering because of Jezebel & the Jezzie tribe. I also just got Dietland because of a thread. Thank you all, I am indebted to your smarts.