Lock him up! Lock him up!

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

I understand how you’re feeling but remember your health is the most important thing in the world. Prioritize yourself over what’s happening in the news. If you feel like reading the latest thing that Trump did is making you anxious, walk away from it and only take it in small doses. You’re important.

Abbi destroying Whole Foods gives me life.

All of you who didn’t get to march, please know that those of us who marched carried you with us. We know that you were there.

While some camps made a weak effort to conceal their murderous operations, Sobibor was clearly a death camp: prisoners were often taken straight from the trains to the gas chambers. After an uprising in October 1943, Nazis destroyed the camp and attempted to eradicate all evidence of the killings. But researchers have…

The iceberg happened to be white and was just defending itself.

“...it’s an astonishing admission—someone who actually wants to participate in Trump’s inauguration.”

Any time I hear the word “bangs”I think of this gif, so here it is.

The problem is less what he says at these stupid fucking rallies than the fact that he’s having them at all.

Titan in fifteen years:

What? An early miscarriage is mostly blood and gunk? There’s no perfectly formed miniature baby to put in a super cute miniature casket?

I have a new OB and she told me on our first meeting that their practice does 18 week anatomy scans instead of 20 week scans because of the law in South Carolina that limits abortions past 20 weeks. She said it’s not medically the most ideal thing to do the scan two weeks early, but they hope that any major anomalies…

So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

I feel like we are not talking enough about the fact that she fucking smashed the cake. That’s so awesome. Like “no cake for you, sexist dick bags.

Been using a widely-available supplement called 5-HTP on the advice of a friend. It’s an intermediate metabolite which supports the development of serotonin, extracted from the bean of an African plant (Griffonia simplicifolia). Finding it to be surprisingly effective in stabilizing mood. Also, cheap.

I once had someone yell offensive stuff at me from their car late at night, and then I watched them drive another block up the street, park their car, and walk away. So I went home, got a hammer, and bashed their taillights in.

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

Haha His face. Every time I’ve seen it over the last couple days, he doesn’t look like he’s happy about winning at all.