No shame, no cone.

I never thought election results could make me cry and feel like I’m at a funeral. That’s how I feel right now, as if someone dear to me has died.

God

Now this is a motherfucking president.

Kinda think it’s shitty how people are so negative about the KUWTK resuming filming after ~only 3 weeks.~ Because of course there is never a good way to be a victim and if she doesn’t hole up and hide away forever, fuck her that attention-seeking whore. And whatever you may think about the Kardashians, these kinds of…

Amy Sedaris is the coolest. Strangers with Candy was hilarious. Her entertaining book makes me giggle. Even those dumb Downy Unstoppables commercials are delightful because of her.

I saw this suit in person today!!! I was so close and I touched her arm and it was amazing!!!

Last night was the end for me, and I’ve been in since Hershel’s farm. Watching the episode felt like a chore, the violence was way too much (especially with Glenn) and I got zero enjoyment out of it.

Last night did it for me. After 6 seasons I am throwing in the towel and walking the fuck away. First, the gore was out of control even for a show that never avoids gore. To me it went the way of the last few Saw movies where gore was all there was. Second, while the deaths of 2 main characters was shocking it didn’t…

It Follows (and grabs you by the pussy)

Fuck Nick Cannon!

omg Louie Anderson in Baskets.

louie anderson in baskets has totally blown my mind. heartbreaking and incredibly funny at the same time. that is such an outstanding show.

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

The vocalist on the track is John Newman

I have a basenji/terrier mutt. He is easily the smartest dog I know. (I once told him to get me the phone because I didn’t want to get up, and he brought me his dog bone. I have never trained him to bring me anything on command)

The pic of letter has her name and address on it so I don’t want to post it, but here are the pics of the pups that he sent!

Yeah, stupid is right. Mine is a very, very stupid dog. We like to talk about how he has a tiny head with a little tiny brain inside. It took him two months to figure out the dog door. The other dog did it in 20 minutes. As far as his temperament, he’s very sweet and friendly, but he is scared of everything. I can put…

I have a basenji/chihuahua mix and basenjis are also very cat-like so we have the catest dog ever (which is good because I love kitties but I am way way way allergic to them). But not only is he afraid of water, he cleans himself by licking, rubs up against us over and over when he wants love and although he…

i like the guy behind him too.