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Jerri Blank's Buck Teeth
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I have a kid. She’s three. Kids are cool. Three-year-olds are cool. They like bugs and fart jokes and making up dumb words to songs. I like my friends, too, because my friends are cool and supportive. They also like fart jokes. My friends like my kid and my kid likes them, too. She makes them pictures and lego

I’m genuinely confused about the facts leading to the murder charge. Have you guys seen the road to Hana? It’s a motherfucking death trap.

Absolutely and provably wrong.

I appear to have groom-proofed my daughter through sheer luck. We had an abuser in the family, and I realised in retrospect that he had tried grooming my daughter. After a holiday where she hung out with his family a lot, he started emailing her, talking about all the problems he was having with his stepdaughter (the

Here’s a 5 second gif that would’ve taught that turd all he needed to know:

I recently watched Werner Herzog’s Into the Abyss (I think its on Netflix), it includes interviews with a former correctional officer who used to do that and had to quit because it was too much.

Why is he allowed to show his nipples? Man has boobs and he's not trying to breastfeed anyone so I see zero reason why this is ok if it's not ok for me to let my natural God made breasts out.

I read this earlier and cried. We need fucking universal health care in this country. Greatest country in the world my ass. I legitimately want to move to Canada no matter who wins this election.

Just last week, I was waiting for my daughter at her school bus stop when three guys started catcalling me from a car. The first time I simply ignored them. Then, they decided to circle the block and try it again, this time going even slower and hollering even louder at me. Still, I ignored them. The third time they

Finally, the secret of how babby is formed is revealed.

can’t wait for the breitbart breaking news post exposing hillary as a ginormous

TBH, I wear sunglasses all the time, even when it’s cloudy, which is often in Portland, and I totally get it.

Now playing

snl did a bit on it titled “when will the bass drop?”

Nothing about Tom Cruise surprises me. I mean, look what he did to Oprah:

I approve. Hopefully the fact they get along with wake up a few voters.

Good.

Thanks, Kendra.

Kudos to Hayden for sharing her story about post-partum depression - that can’t be an easy thing to do. I’m glad more women are coming forward about their experiences, and normalizing it. Hopefully it will lead to more compassion and assistance for them.