Sabrina the teenage bitch

At this point, mustache twirling cartoon-villain Republicans are perfectly fine with murdering people (And I say this with no hyperbole, because if this bill passes people will die.) so long as they can undo the big nasty black man’s signature legislation and make libtards cry.

Because he is a garbage person who thinks garbage things and has the sensitivity level of a toddler with a diarrhea-filled diaper.

If the gloves don’t fit, impeach the piece of shit

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

Reminds me of this Special K commercial that says “women are strong because... they eat!”

And it’s sure not easy.

Kate Hudson: go fuck yourself. The C-section is the reason why my son and I are both alive today. It’s a legitimate medical procedure that saves fucking lives.

He’s an outstanding alcoholic.

I just had my second baby girl last Thursday morning :) I’m so happy and proud of my little baby and making it through pregnancy! I’m seriously overflowing with baby love right now and this time around just feels different. I’m more content and secure in my parenting skills and it feels less overwhelming than last…

The inside’s like if my fifth grade Trapper Keeper and my fourth grade Caboodle had a baby. But it’s a house.

Conservatives have made sexual assault a partisan issue, and she’s a devout Christian so double whammy. Boys are being vilified and falsely accused of heinous crimes by girls who, let’s be honest, aren’t the “good girls.” Good girls don’t put themselves in a position where they could tempt those poor slaves to their…

“Hurricane looks like largest ever recorded in the Atlantic!”

If you loathe the 0.01%, the too big to fail banks, wall street, and the rest of that circle and the wealth inequality and more that central banking backing up fractional reserve banking drives then you should be on Andrew Jackson’s side. 

They did this movie, it was called Mean Girls and a woman wrote it.

Not only did no one have to ask Mattress Mack to open his doors, but he sent his furniture trucks and employees out to rescue over 200 people. And he dresses up in a mattress costume. He is the truth, man, I love that guy.

Didn’t you hear? The people who saw the injured man beside the road before the good Samaritan came along didn’t stop to help because no one asked them to.

Old Daario is best Daario. Fight me.

Is that grandma actually knitting while sitting in three feet of water in a wheel chair? Daaaamn, Meemaw! No one needs a sweater that bad!