Fuck this lady. Seriously, fuck her. My husband just had a friend die yesterday in a senseless road rage incident. Fuck guns. Fuck people.

Oh man, kind of off-topic. But, mattress Mac came to talk to my elementary school years and years ago. It was so bizarre because he was acting completely wasted. He was slurring his words and tried to do the “I’ll save you moneyyyyy” thing where he throws all the money in the air. But it backfired and it just kind…

They all just need to run backwards through a field of dicks.

We had a mall that was turned into a college so.....I guess that’s a step up!

I know! I just said the same thing....didn’t see you already posted something similar. Scary stuff.

I live in Austin and I think this women-only screening is badass. However, I would be nervous going to the screening simply out of fear that some fragile ego might shoot up the flick. I hope to god that doesn’t happen but it’s the world we live in.

Oh god, is that what that is? This happened to me the first time I did cid and I just could not explain it to anyone for the life of me. All I could describe it as was I was stuck in a black void, just spinning for hours and couldn’t get out. So weird. I’m off to look it up now....

Reminded me of the time I stayed in NYC. I went to go turn down my hotel bed and crawl in and it was like a murder scene. The WHOLE mattress was stained with blood. I really hope someone just had a shining-type period in the bed.....it was horrifying.

Mr. Soules has no soul. I’ll show myself out.

Haha nice! I went to high school with Danny. Good to see he’s still a somewhat decent dude.

I think it’s disturbing. A few years ago, I came across this photographer who took pictures of several inmates last meals. It was bizarre and also fascinating.

Yep, same here. I’m starting therapy in a week. This election has fucked me up more than I could ever have imagined.

This Boy’s Life and Basketball Diaries. Both so good.

I once saw Val Kilmer at fun fun fun fest. He got onstage with the Black Lips. He took a chainsaw out of nowhere and was revving it towards the crowd. He then took out an enormous pair of scissors and began to chop his hair off. The whole time, I was staring with my mouth hanging open. Then we found out that he was…

So tired. I thought that said “Oil Coleman” and I was about to be like, jeez Louise with these names...

I was in a bar recently and a WOMAN grabbed my ass and ran off before I could say or do anything. I was shocked and then confused when all the guys around me were like, “oh wow! that’s hot!” Um no, how about we all act like decent humans.

Ummm yes. I know all about this! I worked at the CPS call center and this guy would ALWAYS call in the middle of the night. He would only talk to women and would hang up when a man answered. He would say dumb shit like “I have a tiny penis” or “I need to ask you a statement” (wtf, dude?) or something along those…

I got into a HUGE fight with my best friend over trump. She voted for him and I just cannot wrap my head around this. I have “taken a break” from talking to her but I don’t want our friendship to end. We’ve been friends for 15 years. I’m going to talk to my therapist about it and see what he recommends. If…

Aw, Ollie reminds me of my bobtail.