This country was supposed to be BETTER for my daughter than it was for me. Not worse.

Yeah but Felicity had the best clothes! eta wow sorry this is so huge

fashion icons like Kanye West

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

I miss Chris Farley so much. But then I wonder, if he had lived, would he have gone on to be a John Candy-like comedian, or would he have been one of Adam Sandler’s friends in all of those shitty movies he’s been cranking out over the last few years.

Imma let you finish...but did you see Pizza Hut’s tweet?

Wow. Seriously surprised at the comments of hate for this woman.

Apparently you can be chased by turkeys

This is just like this scene from the first Jurassic Park.

As a freckle haver, I never understood the wanting of freckles by non-freckle havers.

Hahaha

*faaaaaaaaaart noise*

So the precedent for the rest of us who get stalked and don’t have indefatiguable legal and financial resources is... oh right, that the American legal system couldn’t give a fuck. Why don’t they just stamp “inferior rights” on females’ birth certificates or something?

OMG. This is my derp.

Am I seriously in the minority here? I thought last night’s episode was fantastic! It had everything, explosions! Death! Firewater! Daryl! Glenn yet again escaped death by a narrow margin! Daryl!

Kanyes’s new line is um, interesting.

Am I terrible? I plan on watching the Sam Gets Eaten scene again because the first watch just filled me with glee. I’m not a kid hater in real life, but that Sam kid was (!) the worst.

Oh my God, am I going to have to clock out of work and log on to Kinja just to defend this series to all of you?? :) I’m almost done with book #3, and I’m peeved that these books are sold as JUST a story about friendship. It’s true, they are fabulous at depicting the ways relationships influence us...but these books…

I felt so vindicated when Nino fully proves himself to be a piece of shit. After the second book my wife was like, “Nino seems okay. She really seems to be actualizing herself with him.” And I was like, “Are you serious? That fucker is bad news.” I probably proved the point of the books right by so needing to be right.

They’re not at all romance novels - they’re Serious Lit w/ cheesy pop covers (there is some theory behind the covers but I can’t remember it exactly). The writing, realism, and breadth of subject matter is astonishing. Can’t recommend the books enough.