She’s definitely had some open-stomach surgery.

Still a better candidate than Trump.

I think there was a BCO story about him being an amazing tipper and being pissed as all hell when he found out they stayed open late just for him. He seems like a decent grounded human being.

Last night Sarandon was nominated for a SAG for her performance in The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe;

Um, there is a huge island between responding sexually to an attractive woman and sending an unsolicited dick pick. If you can’t tell the difference then you are an extremely socially uncoordinated individual. And as unfortunate as that may be, that is no one’s fault, or problem. Read this and understand: No woman who…

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Sorry in advance but I’m jacking this thread... new baby born a couple of hours ago. First of the season. She’s ADORABLE!!!

This could literally be a headline from The Onion.

Straight Outta Calabasas

It’s not the first time Grandma has been woken up with a banana, amirite?

I’m so, so sorry you are going through this and getting hit again with the bullshit as you try to find help. Please don’t give up - there’s something out there for you to get the help you are looking for. Good luck, I hope you find something soon.

Bitch stole my marble.

I’m going to sob when he leaves office. I can’t imagine having another president as willing to show his kind, loving, emotional side.

It’s funny....I don’t usually get really emotional or worked up about things that don’t directly impact me or my family, but something about this situation has hit a nerve for me. Maybe it’s because I’m a mom, or maybe it's because I spent years working with young people with developmental disabilities, but this whole…

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT: FORMULA IS NOT RAT POISON!

Thanks for the advice! I’ve tried chiropractor so far with no luck, so maybe it’s time for acupuncture!

As a pregnant woman, can I just say that I am so goddamn sick of seeing a new study every week telling me I’m doing something wrong? This is my first pregnancy and it is scary enough without some dude in a lab discovering that I may already be a terrible mother because I ate a fucking potato for dinner.