We as women have to realize that sometimes our bodies/lives have limitations. And it doesn’t make us crappy moms. ❤️❤️ I know it's natural for people to be upset by it, so I really just try to remind my friends that they are caring, loving, and always doing the best they can.

Finally! A pregnancy test on your phone! I have some questions though. So I downloaded the app and peed on my phone a few minutes ago but nothing’s happening? How long should I wait? My phone sort of fizzled and went black and now it won’t turn on. Is that part of the fun?

When I was pregnant I planned to breast feed. None of my doctors/nurses EVER talked about how difficult it can be, it’s not a pleasant bonding experience for a lot of moms and sometimes your sanity is worth more than breastfeeding for the WHO recommendation.

I did see a mom with a newborn forget to tuck leftie back in when baby fell asleep at Target once.

You and me both. I had my nails done today and an abortion. Abortions are something I look forward to. Today’s was a Christmas treat to myself. I’ve already scheduled my New Years Eve one.

Truth, I had 19 abortions this way. Sometimes I wasn’t even pregnant, they’re just so good at it.

‘Well yeah because testing for HIV kills babies! That is sciences!’ -The Governor of Texas

actual photo of Disney’s bomb sniffing dog:

I don’t tan either. I burn, and when the burn goes away, I somehow become whiter.

100 years from now, school children will read about these people and think the same way about them that we did while reading about slavery. I hope every one of their names are prominently mentioned in textbooks about how their hatred of women was disguised as concern for life. Give them the credit they so richly…

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

You’d be surprised. No one in my life gives a shit about Star Wars. Expand your circle, yo!

I have never watched a Star Wars film. My exposure is the Star Tours ride at Disneyland.

Dayum, Joanna completely NAILED the take on “Shut Up and Dance”. It’s like she hit on a universal truth.

FoxNation. Where crazies are incited to commit murder.

Exactly. I only recently figured out not to wear stockings on those kinds of nights

On a side note, this is exactly why abortion needs to be legal. Women used to die from child birth all the time and people are forgetting that. It’s a major medical event. I hate when people make flippant remarks about “why can’t the woman just stick it out for nine months and let the baby be born?” Because its not…

But why can’t she wear pants? I just wish a woman could be on the cover of a magazine geared towards men because of her accomplishments and be clothed.

The fact that women ever had to resort to coat hangers sickens me but not as much as the fact that it is 2015 and this poor fucking woman sticks a coat hanger in herself to get out of a pregnancy because the world is awful.