Bizarre choice by The Golden Globes, frankly, because the show is much better than his acting.

Considering these people truly believe that Jesus was killed and then rose from the dead, you’d think they would be much more receptive to this very appropriate zombie nativity scene.

Words cannot adequately convey the satisfaction of seeing a thimble-full of snot get sucked into the NoseFrida tube and then seeing your baby breathe easier immediately. It can only be experienced. And magically, my son (now 15 months), who formerly hated the shit out of it, now thinks it’s hilarious and leans forward…

I am seven months pregnant and the product onslaught is totally overwhelming. Most of it is completely unenecssary, except those few things that are change-your-life awesome, and you’re expected to figure it out while growing an actual person inside your actual body.

I still vote for the pastor dude. He’s fucking annoying as shit.

She was incredible creepy in Nurse.

No one should shame or stigmatize Charlie Sheen for being HIV positive. They should shame and stigmatize him for being a woman beater (and shooter) and a piece of garbage.

Saw a Trump bumper sticker.
Briefly thought about the insurance hit I would take if I plowed into the car.

WHY EVEN HAVE AN E! WITHOUT A SOUP

I’ve never been a huge “Leo was robbed!” person but there’s no reason he shouldn’t have won for Wolf of Wall Street. That performance had everything you could ever ask of a character and the lemons scene was one of the funniest things in film that year.

Which is exactly why I HAVEN’T participated in the ‘French flag overlay’ on my Facebook profile picture, or retweeted or shared or otherwise participated in click-bait stories doing the rounds on social media. I did participate in the minutes’ silence this morning though. I was moved to tears when I read that account…

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

Not much has changed since Kitty Genovese.

On a related note: I know it sounds grim, but folks, put your name down on your driver’s license as a donor. Speaking as the child of someone who got an extra five years of life due to generous strangers, you can’t imagine how treasured and valuable these donations are.

Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.

Clumsiness runs in my family. I regularly have bruises on my legs from bumping into table edges. At least once a week I get snagged by a door handle (image below, although it’s never my jeans but more usually a sleeve or my purse). Jennifer Lawrence has the bad luck of being caught on camera, but women are tripping on…

By natural show... You mean something like this? They’re called Killer Whales for a reason. And they are extremely intelligent.

They have a 15-month-old son