Couldn’t wait longer than eight minutes to explain your joke?

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

No way. Sure, I like my takes extra hot and all, but I love listening to regressive racists try to justify their positions on various political issues much more. And I get a weekly dose of Curt Schilling as a topping.

Yeah, because Boston sports radio is going to have no problem letting this one go, and never bringing it up again.

This ruling really lets the air out of his case! Haha. My wife left me.

5. Nothing like the rest of the nation getting lectured on intelligence and class from the one major region of the country which has actually killed human beings for witchcraft.

It was basically just a podcast, only more expensive with dumber guests and 95% more upper lip sweat.

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

If somebody just told Isringhausen that Smith was wearing a super tight brown shirt, he’d probably be fine with that.

I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

Is it just me or did Affleck sound like he had a couple before the show? He had that early buzz going on where he was overly loud and passionate about something that shouldn’t draw that much ire out of anyone. Plus he sounded slurred a few times.

Ben looks like he’s been in the sun a little too long and sounds like he’s had a little too much to drink. He's the worst kind of fan right here, a drunk homer in an echo chamber.

So many thoughts:

Really great work here by WFAA on actually looking into and reporting out the agreement. So many local news outlets are usually just cheerleaders for stadium deals.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I’ve never Seine anything like it.

He cycled all the time in his playing days

Except she’s probably just a millionaire, missing that last comma. Sad!

And nothing of value was lost. You can’t really complain about the loss of “value” when that peak valuation was insane and unjustified in the first place.

No problem, she’s used to it. She fell on her butt at H.P. also.