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People are fucking weird. This was HILARIOUS. And all the more so by how many complete cringe worthy moments there were, of all these media people being entirely unable to laugh at them selves. Did you guys see Blitzer’s face?? If eyes could kill, Larry would be dead. Dead, I tell ya.

I’ve been watching Prince videos pretty much non stop since he died. There are so many ! Love this one.

So Chris Stapleton paid homage to Prince as are other artists. As a Prince fan, I appreciate that.

Came here for the delicious, delicious yinzer salt. Was not disappointed.

In the second picture above. You see that white stuff between the little black thing and the red line? That’s a goal. The goalie made an initial stop, but allowed the puck to keep moving without being totally covered and it ended up crossing the line. Toronto had the same view of the goal that you see above. Good call

Uh, no. It clearly crossed the line.

Bro it was a goal. Tough loss but don't whine.

You learn this trick when you are 10 years old. Just start celebrating like you scored the goal. Make the ref make a decision. Then force him to prove it was not a goal.

First time I think that trick has actually worked... CSI would be proud.

[are completely bereft of surprise]

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

This is why you will never break out of the local market, Steve-o. Here, see, this is how a correspondent on a network’s national show gets this done:

By the way, I wouldn’t call your exchange “fruitless.” It seems pretty clear that the Giants are more than willing to entertain the notion that the Washington team name is inappropriate.

So, I read the first two paragraphs then started scrolling down to comments and said to myself "word salad" then saw your comment and realized I am not alone. Thank you.

That chick’s naval wants to go into hiding after all that gazing.

If I played alongside Steph Curry we'd be the best back court in the NBA.